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Sunday, July 31, 2005
Another proof that shows why Dr. Doom rules...
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Doctor Victor Von Doom is by far the quintessential evil genius. He has SINGLE-HANDEDLY taken on the likes of Fantastic Four, The Avengers, X-Men, the Watcher, the Beyonder and the Silver Surfer and bested them all on different occassions. In the picture above, he just made "The Man of Steel" look like a twit.
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Monday, July 18, 2005
My Favorite Things
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple struddles Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes Silver white winters that melt into springs These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites When the bee stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
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For Harry Potter fans out there...
'I No Longer Have a Reason to Live,' Says Despondent Potter Fan By: Andy Borowitz Published: Jul 8, 2005 at 07:41
A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling opus, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince." space Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, "I no longer have a reason to live." space Family and friends who gathered for a candlelight memorial outside Mr. Ralston's house remembered a man who seemed to live only for Harry Potter - and wondered if they could have done anything to prevent his tragic fate. space "When Jude got that vanity license plate that said 'Hogwarts,' that seemed harmless enough," said Polly Clovis, who attended Model U.N. with Mr. Ralston while the two were in high school. "But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help." space According to friends of Mr. Ralston, the Potter fanatic had done everything in his power to protect himself from stumbling across Potter plot spoilers, even disconnecting his computer from the Internet and avoiding his favorite vintage comic book store. space Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston's death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place. space "In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said.
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Thursday, July 14, 2005
Kanto Words 101
I learned this new set of Filipino words back in high school. I just forgot it...until my good friend refreshed it back to me yesterday. God, I missed those days...
These words are so good I decided to post it here for future references. Now these are the stuff they should be including in the 2000 Tagalog Dictionary.
- achikachu - libag under boobs
- askal - asong kalye
- asogue - buhok sa kili-kili
- asungot - taong napakakulit
- baktung - "bakat utong"
- bakti - "bakat panty"
- balakubak - clumps ng dandruff
- barnakol - maitim na libag sa batok na naipon sa matagal - na panahon
- barurot - sex
- bebots - chicks
- bilugan - pabilog na boobs
- black sabbath - black sa batok
- bobarns - walang kwentang tanga
- boljak - yariin / kalbo
- bukengkeng - ewan ko
- bultokachi - tubig na tumatalsik sa pwet kapag nalaglag ang isang malaking ebak.
- burnik - buhok sa pwet
- burirak - sexy at magandang babae
- butuytuy - etits ng bata / pinagkakaabalahan ni Michael Jackson
- cuscusin - tangnang tao na walang kwenta
- dyogadilyo - same as kukarikabu
- ejacks - salawal (brip)
- haliparot - malanding bakla
- jabarr - matinding pawis sa katawan
- jabongga - sex
- jolog(s) - sqwating
- kaboodle - kulangot
- kalamantutay - mabahong pangalan
- kangkungkhernitzz - album ng Parokya Ni Edgar
- kukarikabu - libag sa ilalim ng boobs
- kuyukot - crack of the ass
- kwek kwek - bigger version ng tukneneng
- lapongga - laplapan/lamasan
- MacArthur - taeng bumabalik after mong i-flush
- ngotngot - sprial cord sa phone
- pakapLog - Filipino breakfast: pan de sal, kape, itlog / palamas
- pugak - ewan ko
- retaretarded. isa't kalahating tanga
- smakatum - dumi sa tenga
- spongklong - taong stupid
- sprikitik - libag na naipon sa relos
- studges - isa pang tanga
- Tabasco - tabachoy
- tabuge - ebak na bilog bilog
- tabuneknek - nunal
- takne - ewan ko
- tangbururot - pururot na tae na tumalis sa pwet mo
- tarugo - maitim na etits
- tibak - cracked skin sa heels
- tigidig - pimples sa mukha
- toneng - sex
- tubol - mahabang tae
- tukneneng - boiled quail eggs then wrapped and fried with orange flour, then sawsaw to suka with onion bits.
- tulisan - patulis na boobs
- tutsang buhok - buhok na lumalabas sa butas ng ilong
- ulupong - ahas/taong nang-aahas ng syota, asawa, etc.
- ulyanin - matandang makalimutin
- weneklek - buhok sa utong
- wewetsgood - tambok pwet
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Monday, July 11, 2005
The Vortex
This afternoon's my last chance to have my book signed by Neil Gaiman himself. I went to see him last Saturday, but unfortunately, we ran out of numbers. Just as expected, a lot of people came to see the famous Englishman. All kinds of people were there: geeks, goths, artists, and weirdos. I knew that my chances were already slim, so I settled instead at watching The Late Isabel perform live and tampering artworks with my friend instead. For me, it's a waste of time...but it was fun. space I'm running away from certain responsibilities and I think that's a shitty thing. I realized that there's a certain element that distracts me from doing what I'm supposed to do. I can't get rid of this element, so I guess diverting my attention from it is the only solution. I'll have to get my act together before time runs out.
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Monday, July 04, 2005
Bruce Lee's dramatic finisher
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Friday, July 01, 2005
Bisikleta (my version)
Bakit ganun? Ang yosi ngayon, dalawang piso kada isang stick.
Huwag ka nang magtanong. Huwag ka nang magtanong. Huwag ka nang makulit.
Bakit ganun? Ang pamasahe, dati Php5.50 lang sa unang apat na kilometro. Ngayon, Php7.50 na.
Huwag ka nang magtanong. Huwag ka nang magtanong. Huwag ka nang makulit.
Sa ikauunlad ng bayan, bisikleta ang kailangan!
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